erm...Santa isn’t particularly Christian. I’m a full-on atheist and I’m still a) celebrating christmas because it’s an awesome holiday and b) telling my son about Santa because Santa is a beautiful myth.

I truly do not understand how this was a twist at all, bad or otherwise. It was a pretty clear character decision, not done for shock. When she met with Hannah, Hannah specifically said, “why didn’t you try harder to find me?” After being ripped away from her again, there was no fucking way she would leave Hannah in…

Satan

Dismissing this could create a slippery slope.

This will go all the way to the Court of Appeals.

Or Britta Perry’s torrid romance with Subway on Community:

Or the Verizon episode. Tina Fey, directly down the camera: “Can we have our money now?”

I can’t believe no one mentioned the Diet Snapple episode of 30 Rock.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

So essentially:

And, “who is Axl Rose?” -Millennials Snake People

Find and replace m -> w :)

The Baby Boomers always have been the real problem here.

Yeah! As a millennial, I am looking forward to blaming the REAL youth for the problems.

The oldest Millenials are now in their mid to late 30's, perhaps it is time to stop thinking of them as youth and that they are destroying everything.

That’s an unfortunate interview for sure, but if it helps (with what I have no idea as you’re certainly under obligation to like Bob Dylan), he has said a great deal in praise of many female artists. He’s helped raise the profiles of historic, influential performers like Sister Rosetta Tharpe and contemporary ones…

She tried to claim she was unable to hear what he was saying, which is a bizarre excuse because that’s not how sound works, Winona.

Relevant: Less gossip, but I saw this on FB yesterday and laughed. In only 12 hours!?