That reality show woman Bethanny whatever, was on twitter yesterday expressing her expert views on the case and decided that it was obviously fake and done to promote the show.

Twice, in the past 3 days, I’ve had people tell me “It was an inside job!”

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

But... she is a woman. The actor. They hired. Is a woman.

So they should have exploited an actual alcoholic? Think about it for a second...

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Yeah, rich people problems is “What type of champagne should I serve at the party?”. This was an actual ordeal.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

This is a weird fucking picture

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.