Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For those at work, I have the transcript:

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

1. Notice article about a series of films with a large fan base.

I knew someone like you existed...I JUST KNEW IT.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

I only wish Mr. Kaepernick we as police officers, ostensibly dedicated civil servants, could see the emotional and psychological challenges that our officers citizens in the communities we are entrusted to serve face following a fatal encounter with the worst of our officer representatives, in addition to daily…

very good SNL sketch about this phenomenon:

Of course it’s always been there (well, since 1964) - Hillary’s just trolling moderate Rs to try to get them to stay home in disgust at the current volume of the dogwhistles. If that takes a bit of flattering, eh, whatever.

Tastes so good.

Thank god Peter Thiel freed you to fulfill your destiny

Hopefully The Concourse can just do all the political and news stories that Gawker used to do. Same content, just different URL.

Feinberg! Awesome!

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s