Nice try, Peter.
Yepsen
yepsen
Only once, when I wrote an article for the high school paper about how water polo is a cult and a water polo player beat the shit out of me later that day
Not quite scary, but stressful: sure. I killed my long-simmering book proposal by unwittingly writing mean things about my book agent’s best friend.
If Curt Schilling actually runs for senate, can Deadspin please assign someone to follow him on the campaign trail? If you’re taking requests, I’d suggest Ashley, on account of her expertise in memes and conspiracy theories.
what is this
Grey IMO
Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.
Ashley will write EXCLUSIVELY about memes.
This was the only way I could get Tom to splice my posts.
“I’m extremely drunk and stupid.”
do you even know what a question is
Albert is bad.
Occam’s Razor, bitches- why the hell would Lochte lie about getting robbed? Like, what does that do for him? There’s zero incentive to make something like that up.
i will splice your content on my blog I have one post and like 12 followers pls confirm
When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”
“I like the four-way”
- Fred Smoot
I was at a bar in St. Louis yesterday waiting for my train back to Chicago. There was a 40 something year old guy at the bar who kept yelling “Goddamnit!” and “Come on!”. Figured it was because of the Cards losing, nope, according to our waitress, he got a rock of cocaine lodged in his phone somehow and couldn’t get…
There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.
When Patton writes about Michelle, it’s so heart-achingly beautiful. I wish him nothing but the best blessings and I look forward to reading the book when he’s ready to share it with the world.