You are so wrong it’s not funny.

The best part is what they attributed to her

I don’t think they’re full-on satire. They kind of drift across the absurdist humor line a lot. I love them. How can you not love this?

You’d think they could jerry-rig a way to handle those tickets.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

The WiFi in the stadium didn’t have the right body type, so Vince wouldn’t push the button.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

That Cleveland letter is perhaps the best response ever written by a lawyer.

Let’s dispel once and for all the notion that the NFL doesn’t know what they are doing.

That last one is incredible. Could’ve really tied it back historically by adding “...unless some asshole got access to your letterhead and decided to write stupid letters to us. Perhaps because you seemingly forgot you represented Phillip Morris, we should assume that this is the case.”

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

This is a perfect example of only seeing what you want to see.

Dude, relax.

LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.

other take

I'm sure someone will. But Kim is not as stupid as people think.

Well, there’ll be a sword, a horse, a boomerang, a bow, maybe even a hookshot!

Yet we can’t even get a slither of info on the Wii U Zelda