I like the graphic showing the difference between genders but I am curious as to wether the traits change if the male astronaut identifies as female.

I agree, just look at the decrease in property damage and head injuries in urban areas since they passed legislation requiring the registering of all baseballs. Drones should be treated as equally dangerous. Just thank god that you weren’t hit by a piece of very flimsy lightweight plastic that came off the drone. I’ve…

I used to call people asshats until one day I looked in the mirror and realized that I too wore an ass for a hat.

Go ahead make your jokes but I doubt you would be able to liberate yourself from his vice like grip.

Fuck yeah, suck it Lawnmower Man!

Not to argue semantics, but the solution to a tee being ineffective is not a wye, but a long sweep tee, or “combo.”

I think YOU meant:

Ok, quick, I need a near lethal dose of marijuana edibles and this video on the oculous

Is the device payment program the same as Verizon Edge?

This is not new. I’ve been on the Verizon Edge program since last year and after paying off 60% of the phone, which is 12 months, I can trade it in and get a new phone. No contract.

If the Twinkie don't fit you must eat it? Is that the Twinkie defense of which you are referring?

Did someone say “keyboard cat?”

Unless it’s Back to the Future that shit is timeless.

Contest over, we have a winner! Wait, is this a contest? Whatever.

The Pakistani singer?

I don't know about everyone else but I find (heavily photoshopped) Amy Schumer to be hot as hell.

Is that the “Meg-Avalanche” or the “Mega-Valanche?” I’m not quite sure of where to put the emphasis.

Mmm... prosciutto.

Let’s not forget this guy: