Ok, quick, I need a near lethal dose of marijuana edibles and this video on the oculous

If the Twinkie don't fit you must eat it? Is that the Twinkie defense of which you are referring?

Did someone say “keyboard cat?”

The Pakistani singer?

Let’s not forget this guy:

Games will adapt to the new digital market much like music has, I haven't downloaded an MP3 illegally in years because of services like spotify. A monthly subscription service for games that allowed you to have 1-3 games installed on your machine at a time and kept your save game data stored in the cloud would be…

It’s annoying when people who have valid criticisms and complaints instead are labeled as racist or misoginist.

6/10 would bang

Guy probably blames his women for making him hit them too.

Diamond plate perhaps?

That’s where you’re wrong because a LEGO New Girl reference would have earned you a 100 stars from burner accounts that I would have created specifically for that joke because New Girl is my jam. And there are plenty of comedians that reference alt comedy or refer to themselves as such, and there are exclusively alt…

I’d much rather see, “LEGO OITNB: Escape From Litchfield” because alt comedy gives me douche chills.

An awkward pose for the Selena Gonez photo does a lot to prove your point but a more normal stance and she looks completely comfortable and not oppressed at all. Confirmation bias at its finest.

Are those biscuits?

Mor starz!!

OMG dem bangs doe.

I'm listening to one right now, super low volume, it's worthless at work or in the shower but if your sitting right next to it than it's slightly louder than your phone, so I guess it's worth $10.

I'm listening to one right now, super low volume, it's worthless at work or in the shower but if your sitting right…

When we’re distracted from that, like when we’re seeing new things on a trip out, time seems to move faster.

I called my little sister hymen until she was 12.