No! You are!

Punishable only by diarrhea.

You cad!

as I used to watch Spongebob almost daily as a kid.

Everyone involved would have been better off had that failed. This is just further encouragement for them to do more irresponsible things. For a poor country they put zero value on a rather expensive vehicle.

Fuck you.

All the stars for you!!

You’ve clearly never had Zellwood sweet corn.

Take that back right now! Batman is the only superhero, the rest of those fakers ( I’m looking at you Stan Lee) are a bunch of overly emotional pussies with ridiculous “mutations” that supposedly make them super, the Bat is the real deal.

Or maybe, just fucking maybe, there are some white males between 18 and 35 that are interested in a good story regardless of the age sex and ethnicity of its characters, you sexist asshole.

Forget being confused by European distances, can I get the east coast equivalent? L.A. to Austin might as well be in middle earth cus that shits foreign to me.

It's a shame that you legitimately needed that disclaimer at the beginning but unfortunately I think some people really do need hyperbole to be clearly labeled.

Holy shit, the resolution! It's like watching a home movie filmed on a flip phone. Get yo life, ABC.

I totally agree, I smoke a ton of weed but rarely ever have sex with a woman. I can’t possibly imagine how a shot of ass could improve my high.

Samwell is no ones favorite? Really?!? Clearly someone forgot to call me for this particular pew poll.

The pomegranate is obviously that, he's talking about the top left corner that looks like kiwi but is a light yellow color. Does the pomegranate look yellow to you?

OMG!! You are Marceline! Move aside Fahey, I’ve got a new fav. The recent episode, “chips and ice cream” caused my kids to think I’m legit crazy, I spent the whole time watching screaming at them that “That’s Kate Micucci and Riki Lindholme!! I swear it is!!” I spent the rest of the night looking for validation online…

You lack imagination.

So you want me to invent something that's bows out your houdmsibg? Ok I'll get right on it.

I call bullshit, speaking as a real life mushroom eating plumber. My whole career has been a preparation for the day I get sucked into a drain pipe and have to kick some turtle ass on the other side to save a princess.