Frosting and ham.

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

I live in MA and we had a similar case. A man was arrested for taking upskirt shots of women on public transit. The state supreme court dismissed the arrest because they found

I guess it depends on the shelter, but the one I went too, I had to fill out a questionnaire that asked questions such as:
What would you do if you moved into a place that didn't allow animals?
What would you do if you could no longer afford to have your pet?
We know you would never give up your pet, but what if you had…

Word to that adopting a cat tweet. Both times I adopted, I was doing paperwork for an hour, including getting references.
Not completely complaining though. I'm glad they don't send home pets to just anyone.

This is fabulous, welcome news. But isn't the whole "doesn't work out well for your career" thing only really applicable to black men? Terrence Howard, Columbus Short, Ray Rice vs. Sean Penn, Charlie Sheen, Michael Fassbender.

Sir William is adorable.

"This has been yet another chapter in Abusing Women Not Likely to Work Out Well For Your Career*."

Choose the bar yourself, only order bottles or cans, watch the bartender open them. That's the level of vigilance you need if you want to be super safe (e.g. the level a man uses if visiting a dodgy third-world country known for tourist muggings).

All the ways people will say it's her fault:

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

Head injuries can really fuck people up. People do some really bizarre things when their brain gets bounced around. Dehydration and hypothermia can both cause confusion, and on top of that, a lot of people aren't that great at navigating without a GPS.

head injury.

you find a naked, disoriented man in the woods when you are dressed and armed for hunting idk i feel like you're in a p good spot to be wary but kind.

oh my god, my first dog used to do shit like this with rocks. there was a very specific sequence of events.

But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!")

That's not exactly true. Diseases like HPV and even syphilis can be caught through other methods (i.e. passed from mother to child, spread via an oral-genital route, etc.) Also, a lot of 'virgins' over 18 have had oral sex, which can also spread STDs.

His claim that virgins who wait until marriage and are faithful are not at risk for STDs is pretty much correct (you could get scabies from a gym towel, I suppose).

However, the message he's tacitly sending with that claim - that people who contract STDs deserve them because God is punishing them for sinful behavior -…

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.