lol this is so weirdly aggressive as a response to a friendly comment....

Trump, the Clintons, Alan Dershowitz, and their many billionaire friends...they’re all involved. Barr is in on it too, in all likelihood. His dad literally (not a conspiracy) hired Epstein to be a teacher at a private high school many years ago! 

Deadspin editors: what does Ray Ratto have on you?? I’m worried for you guys. I can almost squint my eyes and see the Classic Deadspin Eccentric you guys must have seen in him beforehand, but...Ray is no Magary. He’s an honest-to-god bad writer! 

Come on, we all know the Clintons killed him. Can someone on a news site somewhere just say it?

The Green Party of Canada is....not left-wing, dude

But....Ray Ratton is a bad writer.....

As a French speaker, these also read that way and I am glad to see that I’m not crazy

Ah yes, that thing where you put corrupt and shitty politicians in office and then they listen to all your concerns and criticisms very closely and make changes based on them! This is definitely how politics works.

Woah this take is molten lava! Which I respect. But...where are the receipts for this??

Lol “just as progressive” whatever you need to tell yourself!

Actually, no, we don’t have to be nice to the dumb rich kids whose lives will be lived out with a level of material comfort that most of us can only dream about. It’s actually okay to make them feel bad! Because they will be fine! No matter what!!

I think that's what Chris was referring to

It is a bit hazily worded, but the clear point of that statement is “most Americans have not *attended* this kind of fundraiser, “not that most Americans don’t know that they exist

Damn, I always forget how popular baseball is in  the US. Two major playoff hockey games tonight (including a crazy double OT) and you guys are running...baseball highlights? Really puts into perspective just how minor hockey is over by you folks, damn

Wait so the answer to Israeli colonialism in Palestine is...just doing colonialism in North Africa instead???

Fuck off

“...having made a damn goal...” Am I just a weird Canadian, or does this sound wrong to other people? Over here, you “score” a goal, not “make” one

What does “an actual adult” mean to you?

all presidents are bad, regardless of whether they’re philanderers or not

lol boring troll