Fixed! 

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Hello from August 28 2008, where the Lions just finished going 4-0 in the preseason and, well, it was silly to try to say anything meaningful about the preseason, but ... 4-0, c’mon, it wasn’t ALL against backups, this 2008 Lions roster is gonna spark a fire.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Spoiler alert: In an article about what happens in a movie, what happens in the movie will be discussed. If you do not wish to be exposed to what happens in the movie, do not read an article about what happens in the movie.

Well said. All the reasons that people who hadn’t seen the movie declared it PROBLEMATIC(!!!) turned out to be totally benign.

The movie showed Sharon Tate just living, something the real-life Sharon Tate was so unjustly denied. It asks us to imagine a future where the Manson family never does shit and where the three would-be killers meet brutal ends.

Are you sure? Tiger Woods is about 2 months shy of 3 years old in this video:

Sure. Make the ACLU spend their money defending bigots instead of, like, immigrant babies in concentration camps.

Trust the metabolic process.

TOTALLY AGREE! I think we sometimes confuse ‘hot with limited range’ as ‘deep person with magnificent understanding of the human psyche’.

the headline was a joke

Exactement. Mais nous sommes tous fous. D: D:

An editor is not a co-author.

The Magna Carta. America’s greatest invention.

Sansa was wack but she was right.

I loved that episode, and I’m thrilled they had the balls to actually go through with Dany’s heel turn, which has been telegraphed for *years*.

I’m just so glad the writers had the guts to follow through with the only place Dany’s arc logically ended.