I mean better the appendix then the colon

The one thing Ring of Power did well compared to the Lord of the Rings films is establish the orcs as a credible threat rather than just red shirts waiting to be stabbed by untrained hobbits half their size.

Make another D&D movie. Fuck Kelvin Star Trek. Not necessarily in that order.

I can't figure out the order of operations in that headline.

I believe it’s a reference to the fact Willow was taken off Disney+, not that it was cancelled. There’s currently no legal way to watch it, same with many movies and series on all these streaming networks.

Ross should have stayed with his original joke “I wouldn’t fuck Tom Brady with Robert Kraft’s dick!”

“Look, you’re not drafted into the Real Housewives. You either want to be on the show or not,”

Being annoyingly rich already isn’t really an excuse to get exploited. Sure, it’s easier for them to walk away, but that doesn’t make being treated badly ok.

A multi-millionaire executive producer of a lucrative reality tv show franchise is against unions!?

It’s really funny that in an age when supposedly woke is run amok... the only joke from this roast that people find controversial is about a billionaire literally breaking the law.

I thought the “live” aspect was the big draw.

Put a sock in it cumrag

How is the existence of an entertaining end-credits stunt reel something of a surprise or an oddity? Have you never seen a Jackie Chan film? 

It’s almost certainly some type of Matrix-like simulated world, right? This movie is supposed to take place in the far future following NYC’s destruction, but the surrounding environment appears to be based on 21st century NYC.

Honestly, the fate and history of the 1940 Gaslight is one of my favorite things ever. MGM trying to make the original film just...disappear, literally disappear forever, in favor of their own version. It’s just so delicious! “Don’t be ridiculous, Gaslight is a 1944 film with Ingrid Bergman!! You must be imagining…

Told ya. 

We all know who it should be!

It was the second worst thing to ever happen on a German airline!

I’m not sure “calling up people who trolled you online and yelling at them” qualifies as “setting better boundaries.”

As long as they don’t shoot it on a beach