I honestly kind of love this. I don’t think the world of Haddish, but this improves my estimation of her a little. Like Buzz Aldrin punching that idiot, a lot of these little parasocial shits have never had anyone abruptly check their behavior. Calling them up and telling them it cost a few bucks just to get their…

Like, just a teen comedy without Prom as the focus? Bottoms came out last year and was pretty great. I don’t recall any movies that actually had a prom where they explicitly don’t care about dates, though I guess Finch made out alright by the end of American Pie despite not having a date.

Everything changed when the Sheriff Country attacked

I mean, it’s definitely not his normal accent.

Thomas Kinkade’s journal, day 12176:

It would be good synergy if Drew ate the lowest scorer on each show.

What’s going to happen when Jim Gaffigan and Andy Richter finally meet in the middle after a long decade of slowly morphing into each other?

Speaking of parodies of one’s self, does it not sound to everyone like Hemsworth is somehow putting on an Australian accent in these trailers? I’m not especially bothered by accents, real or fake, but I’ve heard several criticisms of Australian character accents in other media, and it’s always “Australians don’t…

“This is a man who has stated unironically that if men weren’t forced to marry women, they’d all be having much more pleasurable sex with other men obviously which is why it’s bad to encourage gay people because the human race will die out.”

Just got back from this and I really enjoyed it. Any use of the word Beast always conjures up memories of reading the James’ story for the first time, but I don’t think I actually knew this was meant to be a retelling, so I was surprised to find them practically enacting the whole thing at the beginning. Some of the …

I like The Wire Season 2 a lot, and I feel it’s come up a lot more in most people’s estimation, but it was often considered the worst of the first four. As much as I like it, it’s probably about as easy to watch Ziggy as it would be to know him.

Every Simpsons’ season is better than than the preceding one up until season 9. Season 3 is practically still proto-Simpsons. It’s got enough classic episodes to be included in the golden period, but it’s still not quite fully baked.

It is interesting that a common secular refrain is that religious people need the threat of damnation and the promise of eternal deserts to act good. But it’s also a common complaint that we’d all be better off without this safety guard, which is apparently the only thing keeping billions of people holding to even the…

It’s probably Woke and DEI here too.

Better to set a volume limit than a unit limit, lest he starts dragging one of those five gallon water dispenser jugs around with him

Leave Jimmy Fallon alone!

Looks like they changed it to “porn film”, but I’m curious why they mentioned Rule 34. It’s pretty much exclusively used for media characters being repurposed for porn. The only thing it could refer to here is angels, which doesn’t really strain the imagination for porn subjects. It’s certainly considerably more…

“I’ve got four kids, so I can identify Gen Z’s habits pretty accurately. They don’t have the same emotional connection to watching things in a theater,”