It feels like almost a million years ago, watching Jon Stewart make one last desperate plea on the eve of the 2004 election for voters to please make his job harder. Comedy was great under Bush, but imagine how boring it could have been under Kerry.

I’m not sure what the deal was, but Unsung Heroes had four or five 100+ seat rooms sold out at one of my local theaters on its opening night. I thought it might have been an Angel Studios tactic, but it was completely empty at the place I usually go to, so it might just be local megachurches buying tickets for its…

Read that as “Die/Become decapitated” and thought the Sunday comics must be a more cutthroat business than I imagined.

I don’t want to tell you that you’re definitively wrong about this, but 14-year-old me could not disagree with you more about the value Heather Graham brings to the film.

I wonder if this would have shifted the timeline enough to get Drew cast in Austin Powers 2

Generations are a meaningless social construct. There’s nothing special about what year you were born in. Rowling is a Boomer.

I think Eleven did cross instead of rage, but I think it fits correctly with his personality. Nine always seemed to be simmering with rage underneath, and Ten basically went mad, so it makes sense that Smith’s incarnation would wind that bit of himself way back. The two moments that jump out in my memory are “The…

Oh, hey, fuck off troll.

Did you somehow read a post that I didn’t write and accidentally reply to mine?

Honestly, gym was rarely sweat inducing, and I went to school in Florida. We still changed in to and out of gym clothes, but in my high school, you only needed two semesters of a gym class, and I think in both of them, I had to do like ten minutes of activity before I sat down in the bleachers and either read or…

It’s great, because it’s typical Boomer nonsense to describe anything that they didn’t learn when they were in school as a lie, but also the nature of “History wasn’t erased, if it was, we would have a record of it” is inherently hilarious.

Thus definitively proving that Depp is, in fact, a wife beater.

Lots of planets have a north.

My “I am not a nazi” shirt is raising a ton of comments just proving my point.

Star Trek was busy normalizing humans having sex with hot aliens decades ago, so I don’t know why there would necessarily be a problem with The Doctor having a human compatibility issue. Humans basically want to fuck anything with holes, and it’s got to be a real self confidence boost being around that for hundreds of…

These are exactly my sentimonies

My school didn’t even have an AV Club twenty years ago. I assumed they went the way of showering after gym and sitting on a corner stool with a dunce cap.

Trans rights are basically at 2004 U.S. elections level right now politically. It’s still an incredibly effect bugaboo for huge swaths of the population, and J/K Rowling can get away with saying “tr*nny” as much as she wants, just like Ann Coulter could call a presidential candidate a “f*ggot” on television back then …

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