Yeah, I doubted that for a second too, but if there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that the people as Sesame Street know how to count.

I’m gonna add “Nobody has ever considered casting me as James Bond” to my list of blessings I count. Hopefully the next time I stub my toe or have a flat tire, it will remind me of how good I really have it.

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Like all class action suits, even if they win, the majority of the beer will just go to the lawyers, and the rest of us plebs will be lucky to get a free flight glass as recompense.

If you can’t read the rest of that sentence, maybe you should turn it up.

It’s not at all perplexing, since Netflix is probably pretty close to market saturation. They’ve already experienced quarters with membership losses, and they will again. But more importantly, they’re completely out of room for the sort of exponential growth that they used to use to impress shareholders. They added 9…

I guess they can have some of mine. I’ve had it forever and I barely ever take it out to look at it.

This movie filmed in a studio that also films Ana de Armas movies

I think I’m going to use my monkey paw to have James Cameron and Zack Snyder switch franchises

In one magnificent and bloody shootout. Coppola will later claim he was invited but couldn’t find a ride.

“Most republicans, unfortunately, write him off as their news sources basically just label him a traitor. If they could be provided the details of the situation more plainly, they would view him very differently.”

For most of my life, I only thought of filler in terms of anime episodes. Filler episodes were made to pad out time between manga arcs or to allow time for the manga to actually catch up with anime production. And so sure, we can see Goku get his driver’s license, why not? A lot of this filler is literally a waste of…

Wait, isn’t Disney like hours away from folding because it made a movie last year with women in it? Are you telling me they actually have billions of dollars to spend on parks and that a few underperforming movies aren’t going to leave Mickey sinking to the bottom of a river?

That’s a gross looking tangerine

The Ants-Man will continue until morale improves

Jon Classic. None of that bergamot shit.

Just bring back Hollywood Squares

He’s just trying to complete his training to become one of the last living remaining Past Masters

“Frankly I don’t care if nobody laughs at my shows ever again. I’m not changing a thing”