He went on to assure fans not to worry, because he has worn suits quite a few times in his life, and he assumes that will lend to a very naturalistic performance. At press time, he was still deliberating over whether he would favor a full Windsor knot or a half Windsor for his tie, and says that he hasn’t ruled out…

I don’t even know that I attach any weight whatsoever to an AV Club review anymore. I only read reviews after I watch the movie, as here and elsewhere they tend to be too spoilery for my tastes, but I generally check to see if it has a positive or negative vibe. But it almost never convinces me to see a movie I was on…

Talk about original, you’ve posted some version of this complaint over half a dozen times since that review.

This is so weird. My friend Brad who dropped out of high school is usually reliable when discussing current events. I guess even the great ones are wrong sometimes.

I’m going to try this defense in my own professional life next time I get talked to by management: “Well, you all are the ones who hired me, so who’s the grossly incompetent one now, buddy?”

To be fair, three of those nerds are drinking out of aluminum cans, and the other one has a Capri-Sun. No glasses.

An array of HHD drives that could fit a petabit of data would be about 200 centimeters high.

That is one rare Spinda form

I mean, making fun of Matt Damon got us “I’m fucking Matt Damon” which might not have been Kimmel’s work, but he at least gets partial credit.

I didn’t watch a whole lot of Noah’s Daily Show, but even just watching these two new Stewart episodes shows the big difference in just how physical a comedian he is in comparison to his successor/predecessor. A lot of the laughs Stewart gets are the way he just looks so morose or embarrassed or cheeky depending on…

“Quick, how do we set this thing to half-speed?”

This is the most compelling evidence I’ve seen that current AI models are capable of real sentience. After about four decades on this earth, I’ve interacted with tens of thousands of people, and I feel like I’m perpetually ready to go off the rails as a result. Poor ChatGPT has done as much or more in a much shorter…

I mean literally boxing

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one.

I think one of your neighbors is currently enjoying a superhero movie. Sic him, boy.

It’s silly to disregard age as a major contributing factor in the discussion though. Sure, plenty of people stay sharp after hitting 70 or 80, but there is a dramatic decrease in mental faculties for many people. We’ve just had the same discussion about Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell last year. Our government is…

It’s weird because it’s not all that unusual for actors on shows like these to more or less disappear after they finish, and as long as they don’t end up in the news for boxing Screech or something, I tend to just assume they made it out ok and are living comfortably on earnings and investments. But it’s just as…

Saw this tech on an episode of House 20 years ago.

It’s too bad it’s not sci-fi, because I was harboring a secret hope that the twist would be the army arriving at The White House on July 4, at the same time that those aliens from Independence Day come back again.

“I’d like to think Anne Frank would have been a Fandoval”