A court of law declined to convict him of a crime once, which means that he’s innocent of all crimes in perpetuity.

This dude is behind Ethereum? He looks like a Hey Arnold! character.

This is the same account that a few weeks ago was raging that the unions need to grow up and make a deal with the AMPTP, a rant that was seemingly the result of the news that Dune Part 2 had been pushed back, which would cause immeasurable harm to poor Timothee Chalamet.

I don’t think Martin Short is that funny, but I would never waste anyone’s time lambasting him. I certainly wouldn’t publicly do so in long form if I was a writer for a reasonably well known media company, even if I was completely out of ideas for what to write about. Not only would it be boring and unnecessary, it’s…

This is a good point, we obviously need a 28th amendment protecting our right to bear chips. Because if there’s one thing America will be remembered for, it’s our insistence that individual rights never stood in the way of protecting people’s lives, unless you happened to be exercising those rights to explicitly help…

Listen up fives, a ten is posting

There are far fewer Jewish people than trans people.

I do think HP has quite weak world building in general, but I also think there exists enough for at least a Marauders movie, and maybe a sequel. In fact, even the first FB movie would be just fine if adjusted to be a standalone, and not a Grindelwald/Dumbledore origin series. But even so, they still suffer from having…

That’s the big distinction between comics IPs and most others. Harry Potter is a single story. Sure, there was enough world building done to potentially tell more stories, but as we’ve seen with Fantastic Beasts, it’s a much bigger risk to debut them as $100m+ blockbusters, instead of churning out dozens of stories…

I was going to customize this to fit Zaslav’s personality before I realized it was already exactly right.

That’s what I thought he meant at first, but I think it’s just supposed to be “Jason Time” or whatever.

I think it used to be considered established fact that great artists are necessarily tortured souls with a fuckton of character flaws. Whether it’s great art that exists in spite of the artist being a bad person, or great art that only exists because the artist is a bad person, the justification for their character is…

They should have forced the staff to move to Toronto so that they would be closer to the action.

I thought this sort of thing was somewhere between frowned upon and verboten. I remember Villeneuve in particular talking about how he wasn’t going to write Dune: Part 2 until it had been greenlit, and I believe that was because he technically wasn’t allowed to write it without being paid.

In this economy? Unlikely. I’m already wearing my years too heavily anyway. I should be so lucky to look as good as Sir Ian here if I stood a chance at hitting 50.

The ice cream there is to die for.

It’s high time for a brand new medium anyway. Movies are over a century old, and TV is nearly at the century mark. All that time has passed and we haven’t developed the next brand new style of story telling. Either somebody needs to build a holodeck, or else build a time machine to go the future where they have…

In an additional bit of good luck, after finding the treasure Bore was able to violently kill a whole platoon of Nazis on his way home.

He’ll be out just in time for That 10s Show.