Well, it has been traveling through the inky darkness of space for decades.

Marc Cherry when confronted with his behavior:

Hit him, Ted! You too, David!

In a lot of ways, Kimmel’s career trajectory is far weirder even than Conan’s. From “Guy who sits next to Ben Stein to make him seem personable” to “Cohost of weirdly regressive misogyny comedy show” to “Host of legitimate network late night show”. I’m not sure if he should never quit doing the show, or quit and see…

How dare you reduce my identity to a concise and comprehensive summary of my politics, instead of reducing people’s identities to their genitals like God intended.

vanheat is a known troll on these sites. Just don’t engage, and dismiss any responses they make to you.

Now that this precedent has been set, let’s start putting Ana de Armas into every trailer.

Legend has it you’re still in the theater watching it to this day

Oh man, I wouldn’t want to be Mark Zuckerberg when Mark Zuckerberg comes looking for him.

I don’t understand. Are investors suing because Disney is succumbing to the inherent flaw of capitalism that infinite growth isn’t possible, or are they suing because Disney isn’t making enough effort to hide the inherent flaw of capitalism that infinite growth isn’t possible and now they can’t ignore it anymore?

Bollocks.

Even without the TMZs and GMOs of the world, I’m not sure if journalistic standards are stringent enough at more reputable news organizations to not take a seemingly sincere social media update about someone’s death at its word. Or at least, not until this incident and Lil Tay’s gets them to go back to verifying with…

We really don’t talk enough about how Qui-Gon Jinn turned a blind eye to the rise of the Taliban and Al Qaeda

“Try as you might, Integrator, you’ll never reach me, your everlasting arch-nemesis: The Limit!”

At least once in American history, a conviction was later overturned. As a result, we can conclude that any conviction could potentially be overturned in the future, and we move that all convictions are therefore invalid.

Woke Disney wants to transition your car from Gasoline to Diesel against your will

Yeah, but it was going to have heavy Kurosawa influences, which had never been done in Star Wars before.

Am I reading this right? A cop aborted a baby? I mean it’s no big deal to shoot a black woman in America, obviously, but ending an innocent life in the womb? Outrageous.

Yeah, but he looks like he’s not old enough to refuse his yearly appointment with daddy.