At its best, it could rank as a top 5 animated comedy. At its worst, I think it ranks considerably better than some of the worst lows of The Simpsons or Futurama. It’s certainly worth it to start watching it, but if you start to get bored around the coma episodes, it would probably be fine to just stop. It gets better…

The only one of these I would gladly wish out of existence is okra. Fried okra is the only presentation that makes it remotely palatable, but its flavorless slime somehow manages to even suck all the deliciousness out of that process.

Yes, but surely the Yu Yu Hakusho live action remake will break the unbroken streak of poorly received anime adaptations.

You’re right, my mistake. Boots are far too informal. But surely their sock garters would work nearly as well

These penguins have been hanging off the public tit for too long. If they want more ice, they’re going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and make it themselves.

That gives me an idea for an all new kind of reality TV for the upcoming season:

The obese on welfare is compared immediately to those starving on the street. What better way to compare and contrast how the system is failing us than to show how it supplements those who don’t need more food to those who do need food.

I mean, it’s generally accepted that nobody needs or wants Ezra Miller involved in whatever direction DC decides to go in. There’s no reason to include them in Gunn’s DC universe, largely as a result of their behavior, but also because the movie pretty much shot Barry Allen’s entire wad in one go. If the new…

This is the complete opposite of smooth.

I’ve got news for you, kid: nobody actually dislikes people who suck cocks. There are only fans, well-wishers, and the envious.

Would Alanis Morissette be the Joker or Darkseid in that version?

Zola was actually pretty good, and I didn’t even know the story before going into it. I’m not exactly all in for these Twitter threads as movies, but I guess it’s more palatable than live action remakes of cartoons I never liked, at least.

Fight the Empire, and just download it.

Not much, just the ability to read and write English without coming across like someone with four fingers and half a frontal lobe. Insite indeed.

Are you using your Associate Degree in Applied Nonsense to deduce all of this, or just your general expertise earned by a lifetime of licking door knobs?

I’m sure that the math works out in some way that they’d have to pay out a pretty sizeable fee to cancel the contract, and then they’d get nothing out of it, versus getting probably more than decent returns on the product even if it’s substantially diminished by Roiland’s reputation. Which just brings us back to…

Yeah, Season five had a few good episodes at the beginning and then bit it real hard in the back half. I don’t think Season six had any outright terrible episodes, and they even managed to wring something passably funny out of that (literal, I guess) abortion of an incest baby plotline. It’s still way past its prime,…

I’ll admit I was a huge Barbie skeptic, so this is just wild to me. I thought the movie would be lucky to get $500m. Someone here suggested it could be a Mario level hit and I wouldn’t be surprised if they audibly heard me scoff at the very idea. Shows what I know.