I look forward to the day when the ethanol bullshit ends.

How good is this thing on carpets?

How good is this thing on carpets?

Gavin Belson?...

All I can say is to avoid “Armada” like the plague. I was given a free copy and I still thought I overpaid. It’s an amalgamation of Ernest’s C,D,E...Z level references that didn’t make it into RP1 all interconnected by...crap. Ignore this book...seriously...

As the human evolutionary adventure continues to devolve it’s mental capacity...scientists and engineers continue their quest to simplify basic mechanics towards a population with rapidly diminishing physical prowess and IQs...

I honestly don’t know who to root for...

That’s liberals’ biggest problem...eventually you do run out of everyone else’s money to spend. But hey...don’t let history teach you anything.

When you’re a mediocre quarterback...AT BEST...acting like an ungrateful anti-American douche bag isn’t going to help your cause.

Once upon a time...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit glue sniffing.

Has $4,000 to put down on a $26,000 truck? Plus the extended warranty? Yeah...that guy had “sucker” written across his forehead. ZERO sympathy. You should know your own fucking limits. Maybe he should have looked at a $10-12,000 car instead. Oh wait...that would require personal responsibility. It’s far easier to…

Now if a white officer had shot and killed an innocent black woman in her pajamas...there would be rioting and looting everywhere. I guarantee that Bowell Movements Matter would be issuing death threats against police officers and activists would be SCREAMING DEMANDS that the officer be fired and charged with murder…

Wow...it’s the M*A*S*H effect...

Y’know...normally I think articles like this are nothing more shallow reactionary 1st world bitch fests...but in this case...y’all are right. That guy really is...a dick. He’s the epitome of ever single negative white stereotype all rolled up into one oversized bag of dicks.

Oh sure...let a Republican tell you what wrong and it’s “Fuck off you racist xenophobic homophobic shit bag!”

I’ll bet that stretch of highway is going to be very pungent for the next few days...

I’m not saying we should kill off all the stupid people in the world...but let’s just remove EVERY SINGLE WARNING SIGN AND LABEL...and let nature and Darwinism take care of the rest.

Context is kind of important...unless you’re going for ZOMG HYPERBOLE...

Well tell you what. When terrorism stops being committed by Muslims...I’m sure his life will get easier and you’ll have one less thing to rage about.

Uh oh...time for one of Kinja’s (and their whacktivist reader base) “white washing” mockrage temper tantrums!!! This should be awesome!