This looks so much like the side of my van it’s scary.

That is some sound advice.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

It’s a minute fast

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

I wonder if Ricky Coogin taught his imaginary daughter how to swear.

Just came here to say that David is maybe the best sports writer on the planet and I’m thrilled to see him on Deadspin. More David Roth, please!

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

She should Sioux!

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

Rick Pitino did turn off the game with 40 seconds to go, but it was because his girl was in the mood. He turned the game back on with 10 seconds to go.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

Oh I’m more than OK with this- one of the biggest choke jobs of all time, and the scapegoat becomes head coach of the 49ers immediately after.

Glad we could witness a ridiculously stupid ending to a ridiculously good game.

THANKS OBAMA

Silver lining: we all may not have much time left to remember the game.