this photo...has too many wrists

weird - i just read his t-shirt and now my eczema flared up

I played Devotion. I’m not sure what it was, but I sure as hell enjoyed every last second of it.

“Looks reasonable to me.” - Bill Vinovich

Bauer’s losing his touch. This is usually all sorted out in the first 24 hours.

Nice

This is also how Bill Belichick signals he’s ready for sex.

rugs? that’s a fancy tim hortons smdh

more like hooked on phonics, amirite

Weird that Aaron’s apology was originally released in four separate statements:

Rob Lowe: “I’m just here to meet women.”

bingo wings

Boston Dynamics, eat your heart out.

Subject: Re: Tom Scocca roast

...and zombies

That thing with Bach was great. Really felt like a prelude to something major.

+1

He was just trying to pronounce “Ngakoue.”

I mean, the Liberty Bowl was exciting this year, but c’mon...