Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

He’s a football coach, not an English professor. Cut the man some slacks.

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?

Shut up.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Yes, exactly like this take. Thank you for the example.

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Doesn’t help his claim of being in high school.

Looks like Cleveland...

Awesome article. Both Plimpton and Thompson could turn a phrase. I actually saw Plimpton in one of his sports participatory moments. He played goalie for the Boston Bruins in a 5 minute exhibition against the Philadelphia Flyers. The Flyers only scored one goal on him. But they only took 2 shots on him and one of them…

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Bench her for being a dick?

He also never stops moving.

Yes you can.

Huh. You’d think that the guy studying mourning doves would’ve been happier.

There’s a guy passed out in the lobby fountain at Caesars who says his name is Billy. We should start there.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Oh man, wait until all the douches bag come in and start disagreeing with you!