#GoodSimja

And, of course, the absolute apex of that era: The The.

Maybe now Davis will follow Roger Goodell’s example of getting really, super, incredibly stupid without using drugs.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Can they just leave the team by the curb, or do they have to let sanitation know in advance?

Did you guys even watch the video? There was someone merging into the road at that exact moment. There was no opportunity for him to merge right without changing his rate of speed (cruise control).

his own damn fault. You want to be an aggressive sonofabitch on the road, you accept the risk. Hopefully he got a fairly sizable ticket to go along with his wrecked SUV.

Don’t be a dipshit

Tailgating is not a victimless crime. If you are following so close that you can’t stop, which this driver clearly was, you are putting the lives of the people in the car in front of you in danger.

They have this wonderful free-range, artisinal money in Seattle. You’ve probably never heard of it.....

Uh, no, does Tre’s Quattro

After every. single .answer

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Thats what I tried to tell the cops when I punched that kid for pinching me on the arm but It didn’t work too well.

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

Is Spurgeon Wynn nothing?

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

“My Own Worst Enemy” gets played loud whenever the local alt/indie station reaches into the vault.

I checked out DUAN for the first time in years the other day and cannot believe (in a good way) that it’s still Erg and co. posting somewhat obscure music videos. Some things never change.