When asked about the whole ordeal, Sly said he didn’t realize how Rocky the situation had become. He said that he warned the goons when they showed up by screaming “Stop, or My Mom will Shoot!”

Too soon?

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

One time i limited myself to 2, and only had 3. The bartenders thought there was something wrong with me.

I really, truly want to believe this, but I don’t think there’s any way middle-class white America lets Cam Newton become the face of the NFL.

MOP. RAG MOP.

I love the They Might Be Giants drop... Sure, the duo are proto-normies with a fanbase a half-step up from Weird Al’s, but they are supremely prepared in what they do. It’s the antithesis of the affectedness of pretty much all other bands/genres, from White Stripes to Whitesnake, Stryper to Strokes.

The Cold Shoulder is a pretty obscure drink to pour, but if you’re going to sabotage an alcoholic, there are worse options.

Carolina’s gonna destroy these guys.

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

“Women have no business ordering around men who are twice their size!”

HE’S AS SLEEK AS A FACKIN’ PAWPISS!!

I think if you carry your fucking gun, it still counts as indecent exposure - even in Texas.

Meanwhile Super Mario Fans

Feast Mode.

...ancy prancing?

If the whole blogging thing doesn’t work out, they can recoup losses by selling the domain name to the Carolina Panthers.