Which to go with? Screamed like (A) the 15 year old girl he fucked before attending LSU, or (B) the dude he sucker punched outside a bar in Tigerland.

The fact that he was bouncing around the room was an unexpected side effect. I’m sure he was tired after walking to the police station in what was a journey not unlike colonel forbins ascent, I hear it’s like a maze to get there from where his house is. And there is no way talking to that makisupa policeman was an…

When questioned, Jones said that he was told “It would help me run like an antelope.”

Posted at 4:20 on Twitter by Gasper. I see what you did there...

And even if it doesn’t, your best case scenario is that you now have a fully functional AMC Gremlin. Congratulations?

“We’ll give you twice the sardines we gave Jimmy T.”

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

Seriously, FC Tijuana needs to swoop in & take advantage.

It’s okay Tom. Chances are it is just a potato gun.

The correct play of that really depends on what the dealer is showing, and the table rules.

Watch this guy do a pretty hard 20 minute+ song with his feet. Check out how much he’s sweating at the end.

I particularly enjoyed his club alias (Fredlacious Cocksmith) and the following exchange:

Jay Caspian Kang is the worst Narnia book.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

“It’s a simple utilitarian structure, but if you had tons of these around the neighborhood, it would significantly detract from the historic quality and aesthetic appearance of the Benefit Street neighborhood,” said Tim More, who has lived on the street for 45 years.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Is it really sexual assault if all of the victims are Volunteers?

those places have been economically miserable for a long time, and they still support NFL teams.

Wow. Things are going all to hell in a gift basket.

“Peculiar to this left deltoid muscle... THIS is cannibalism”.