He wrote Up, too, no?

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

HIYOOOOO!!

That’s sports-Kinja gold, right there.

This is right in my humor wheelhouse. Good stuff.

Easy mistake to make, Tom, but it appears you accidentally re-used Lockette’s photo from the end of the Super Bowl.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

“He has full motion and feeling in all extremities...”

So can being raped and seeing the guy who did it never get charged. That happens much, much more often.

Really, if you’re spending as much energy trying to “beat” them off the field, you’re already screwed trying to beat them on the field.

Broken clocks dude.

[shrug]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd that the Patriots seem to be the only team in these stories that know the rules? Shouldn’t the other teams know who is responsible for maintaining the refs’ batteries seeing as they host at least 8 home games a year? Anyway, nice click bait.

I’m waiting for the day when it’s discovered that the Patriots have sleeper agents on the staff of every other team in the AFC.

“Daddy’ll be calling you any sec,” and then Greg’s reporting here and it all makes more sense.

Holly Anderson’s twitter feed was fairly fascinating this morning