I guess they got the obligatory “Lol Mets” out the way

Oh, seriously, I had no idea what you were going for there. Is that from a TV show or something?

C U Next Tuesday? Am I missing a reference here?

+1 “Officer Fletcher, do you even lift, bro?”

Use of SJW pejoratively: The sign of a Alex Jones/Rush Limbaugh/Stormfront fan.

While the student passed her concussion protocol, the officer was hit with a four week ban for a positive decadurabolin screen.

Bartman also didn’t catch the ball.

One: If you’re older than 12, you don’t bring your fucking glove to a baseball game unless it’s a game in which you are actually playing.

Oh come on. A huge pack of reporters and cameras are shoved in his face asking repetitive questions about an agonizing subject, trying to get him to say something inflammatory so they can jump all over him for it, and then you’re going to fault him for not having a speech written? Don’t be that way, now.

If only Vince Wilfork stated that Boldin was family, and if only they’d included that in this piece. Oh wait, they did.

Yes, it would be awesome if family members and friends of people gunned down by police with no explanation whatsoever could just, you know, be more chill about it. The “usual” seething anger and bottomless grief are so lame, amirite?

Ah, you see, this is why transparency isn’t always a good thing. I had something with a lot more slurred profanity in mind. Now it just sounds like you tried to interview Marshawn Lynch.

This comment alone makes me want to never watch any of these

I don’t see the big deal. Most guys who get close enough to read those messages won’t remember them anyway.

It does seem to me that Pagano should have cleared this up specifically on Sunday. I don’t doubt that that poor Griff guy has been getting death threats, and it seems like since no one told him anything, and he may very well have only heard someone screaming “muffle muffle Snap it, muffle muffle Snap it!!” his coach…

Or, all he heard was “SNAP IT” so he did.

No, that was the part where Gruden referred to Sproles as one “of the best receiving blacks (sic) in football”.