So much for that “they’re getting an education” argument.

What does the union have to do with any of this? She never mentions the suspension itself other than stating Greg Hardy is coming back from one. Her real argument — I don’t know if you watched the video — is that Hardy immediately resumed degrading women in his first interview (and cavalierly throwing out gun…

I’m only replying to you b/c your comment is representative of the 25 hideous replies I got to my initial comment. I’m only going to say this once so you assholes will get it.....

You’re even dumber than I assumed from your original idiotic comment, congratulations!

You just don’t get it. I’m not having some legal issue with you here, and this isn’t a matter of having my ‘opinion.’ You are just flat-out wrong. If this piece were about unusual circumstances in the justice system or something like that, I’m all with you. However.....

[backs away slowly]

Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.

I had breakup sex once. We were both in different cities after school and realized it wouldn’t work... I was there for a long weekend, which was originally set up as a normal weekend, and we kind of waited on the ‘so what are we doing’ discussion till Sunday.

“if my team doesn’t get to the World Series 5 out of every 7 seasons then I become indifferent, and there’s nothing wrong with that”

Thanks Kevin, was wondering. Some early 90’s shoegazing. Used to have a crush on Miki Berenyi.....I guess I still do.

[goes to an NFL game]

“Plenty of #s” is now my all-time favorite insult/criticism of a player.

Stick to not being overly proud of Cleveland.

In all seriousness, I love that to “baseball guys”, the difference between Acceptable Home Run Reaction and He Used The Leg Bone Of Hitler To Rape A Puppy is literally less than 3 seconds.

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

I'm pretty sure he blocks anyone who mentions him. I made one #FreeKeithLaw tweet and I'm blocked.

I prefer Jessica Mendoza in the booth to this douchecanoe.