yell0
yello!
yell0

Hochuli: [denies saying anything/gives helpful directions to the beach]

I’m no expert and I couldn’t see his lips, but I’m pretty sure it was “I’m having an MVP season and you’re a clubhouse cancer and a mediocre pitcher who helped hand the Mets the division.”

Mark Richt has lost control of the Nats.

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

Work out in the morning.

Fucking Kinja. Just once, I’d like all the imbedding features to work with Internet Explorer.

They aren’t delivered to the victim. That’s the point of the story.

Seriously, that’s your standard for treatment of rape victims?

There’s two things at play here, I think: That someone tampered with the bag, and that someone else decided he wasn’t going to go to hell with the first asshole and delivered the bag to the mother in a whistleblower capacity.

It’s not Chicago, moron.

the referees are part of the field

Yeah, not only what jayaregee said, but also they often face significant health issues by early middle age, even if they don’t go mad as a result of playing the game, and health problems are significantly expensive. Most of them don’t actually make that much considering what they do, what it costs them, and how long

Note: This joke is copyrighted and future usage is prohibited. Except of course for replacing Ciara with Olivia Munn in Weeks 11 and 17.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

You know wayyyyy too much about that commercial.

Why so late to this party? This is what you were born for!

Always serial rape truthers.

Quiet you, don’t let reality ruin the joke.