iowa is a state

we have really good people

Marshawn Lynch - “I’m looking for someone with some melanin, you know?”

and you understand how important face is

Shouldn’t “nowadays” include Monday at 1:19pm?

<shakes joke vigorously, draws a new one>

Oderbrecht, a local construction company

Why are you so mad Bront

Was betting on Salena Zito.

I dislike being at the receiving end of this joke. +1

Carroll has run afoul of labyrinthine NFL rules

Yeah this was ill-advised...

“This checks out.”

Air Bud

Okay, let’s all go do something else and pretend like this never happened.

I’m not surprised. Cardinals have been accused of trickery with the wrong holes for years.

Aqib Talib: Michael Crabtree, I just cannot leave this chain be.

I guess there’s hope for Charles C. Johnson after all.

In the tournament of life, I count this as “FLAWLESS VICTORY.”