No. Not even with your dick and HamNo pushing.

When reading the URL tells me all I need to know without clicking.

“Me too.” - Jamie Naughright

At least the shoes are nicer than his tribute to his girlfriend, Desiree.

A hot take, Karl.

The other giveaway: Switzer tweeted in Helvetica.

Diasterpeace killed it with HyperLight Drifter. I bought the soundtrack and it’s great for work, hanging out, chillaxing, etc. Check it out!

Beckham’s a righty.

Surprisingly, the more accurate “Bilfhuntress” was already taken. Kinja.

Well, he is one to hold a grudge. And he wishes everyone good luck. Seems like a star is the least we can do.

Especially Kim Kardashian’s.

Jimmy Carter: <cracks peanut; arcs it up and in> “See here, <crunch> now, we need a new department <crunch>, to take care of all this nucular and what-for.”

“That’s just how my body responds to contact.”

Sounds like you’re into Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters...

Always female truthers.

Somehow, “Every Sperm is Sacred” just fits Notre Dame to a T.

Rosenthal is less clear on if the deal includes scissors.

Seal blubber tastes good.

Rhediculous.

This is seriously the most Jeff Fisher thing ever.