Kang’s finisher: Ballardity

That’s nothing. An entire TV show was canceled because of excess sweat:

It gets weirder: looks like the guy actually graduated high school (or would have) in 2011. He switched schools after “graduation” and restarted as a freshman. He’s now 22 years old and still “running” in high school races.

Trump for Heisman

Forgotten: “Should I use soap or shampoo to care for my unibrow?”

No shame in that, really.

Lookin’ For Love in the Wallmart Pharmacy Line All the Wrong Places

Wearing No. 84 was just a diversion. He originally wanted to wear No. 38, but figured that’d be too big of a giveaway.

Liberal academic elites, with their PhDs and whatnot. Just Gauling.

Looks like there’s a future in coaching for Brett Favre, after all.

Five is right out.

Botched and Shady as Fuck.

Here are a couple recent studies. Clocks rule everything. It totally matters when you eat - clock shift can really wreak havoc on everything from metabolism to immune function.

A conservative return of 4% per year on that endowment would provide for 40,000 food service workers.

Fahrenthold should win a Nobel Peace Prize someday for his reporting this season...

“For me it’s really not about the money so much as the burden that would be imposed.”

This is the correct answer.

Who are the Red Sox?

Well done.

1. As a junior Senator from New York. I don’t forgive her for this, but I use that context to better understand it.