At least he can spell better than this Kiefer Sutherland fan.

If he keeps this up this level of play, he’ll soon be resigned to chopping wood in the middle of the forest...

Sprinkle some nanobubbles on him. He’ll be fine.

Ha!

Rejoinder, by Edgar Winter: We Fucking Told You So.

He’s right, you know. Democracy is messy.

This is fan-tastic.

Genius.

Solo: “Welp, okay.”

Bad!

Ricky Martin is gay?

“Call me ‘Little Pirate’ one more time, friend.”

I like Josh Harrison too, Tom, but think the correct term is “pirate of short stature.” Jeez.

Some smart reporting there, all the way to the end:

Brady: “Coach, I’m back!”

The funny part is that Victoza Mozgov is Timofey’s second cousin.

This comment has “Badass Motherfucker” written all over it.

Also known as: “The Dogleg”

All trucks matter.