motionless Enzo Amore

The entire book, Shadow Box, was written by Plimpton. Are we reading the same Kinja post?

Except this was written by Plimpton. Or you’re an expert non sequitur.

Kuato loves baseball.

Du bist ja wieder da!

That’s, like, just statutory rape, man.

Nope. SugarSync. That is all.

But do they fit as snugly as Reebok Pumps...?

*Italian chef kissing his fingers gesture*

Scissors! Did I win?

Nah. I’d prefer to fuck the niffel.

Finally, my investment is about to pay off!

I for one can relate to LaRoche. Shit, Drake comes with me to the supermarket, in my car - sometimes, I even have Drake with me in the shower in the morning...

The best part about this best moment is that the TV crew never shows a replay of the play at first. Was he out? Was he safe?

This is my favorite comment.

It’s “Rutger.” And yes, Blade Runner was amazing. Although even as an android, I’m not sure he was actually made of iron...

I guess there really are no saints in the animal kingdom...

“When can I jump in?” - Marco Rubio

That’s not Trump vodka, is it?

You can’t buy me Hotdog Man...