Death by a thousand cuts.

There, there - it’s going to be OK, Mr. Coughlin...

This is genius.

Jones - “Brown deserves a Grammy for his acting.”

I’d like to see the Giants defensive linemen tweet their support like that...

Though the substance usually has “weed” or “marijuana” in its name, the chemistry and effects are totally different than that of the real thing.

Never hope. Hoping is how you get hurt.

My Peter King Story:

In the final analysis, it’s between you and God.

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Reporter - “Your girlfriend hates football?”

Dumb Person #1 - “Al Jazeera is backpedaling!”

It really makes you think. #themathisstaggering

“...after the earholing...”

Portis’ head just isn’t working right.

Don’t be so accusative.

I still listen to the studio version of this song when I need some inner reflection - pure joy and sadness, escape and embrace. It’s just lovely music, in all ways. Thanks.

This joke shucks.