“A Thursday night game doesn’t demand your full attention.”

TOM BRADY: Can I just stay out of this debate? Donald, he’s a good friend of mine. I’ve known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That’s what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine. He’s always been so supportive of me, for the last 15 years, since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the…

Doc Rivers - “All you have to do is blog something or write something, and then it takes on its own life.”

Jones - “we okay 10-3”

I R NOT COACHES. I R PLAYERS.

“You call this a highlight reel? Pfft.”

Mmm-hm.

The team also announced that they’d be bringing in Christian Ponder

Gene Wilder would like a word with you...

Say what? Be good...

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Unimaginative, but obligatory:

Escobar pitched a perfect first, and hasn’t given up a run through three innings.

School District Two? Sounds more like District Twelve, amirite?

-Jose Bautista

Revere - [looks at horse; is thoroughly confused]