That sounds like the song that could put Carly Simon back on the charts:

In 1994 I was on active duty and did a 6 month temporary duty assignment in central Honduras. In the town of Comyagua there was a restaurant that was run by an American expat, and he served the absolute best seafood gumbo I have ever had. Great price, too- a large bowl of gumbo with a side of homemade bread and a beer…

There's always the One America News Network which, if my cursory internet investigation is correct, is for those who think Fox News is gettin' a mite too liberal…

So does "commie traitor" mean that Groban is a traitor to the Communist party? If so, is the Trump supporter upset by this?

Wait, are you trying to say that there are people who are easily swayed by what they see on-line? Right. Next you'll be telling us that people believe that they can stop a bullet with a book or that there is a colony of sex slaves on Mars.

At least it wasn't Larry David.
(cue "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme)

Somewhere in this great land of
ours, a bathrobe-and-boxers-clad Mike Huckabee is gleefully shouting "you tell 'em, girl!" at his television.

Every morning is like, " What the fuck has King Cheeto done now?" and every morning he doesn't disappoint.

Lest we forget horsefeathers and balderdash…

According to Wikipedia, it reached #41 on the Billboard Hot 100. Apparently it did pretty well outside the US.

You could almost say the same for the holiday song "Baby, It's Cold Outside".

I know it probably doesn't count seeing as it was a fictitious One Hit Wonder in a movie, but I've always had a soft spot for the song "That Thing You Do!", a song which was written by a member of the group Fountains Of Wayne ("Stacy's Mom").

Aw, cut ol' Tom a break. Poor guy can't even spell Selina's name right.

My ex-fiancee said almost those exact same words to me.

Ya gotta watch out for the Olsen twins 'cause they're hardcore hustlas.

It turns out that Terry the Toad was indeed touchable.

This reminds me of when Natalie Maines simply said that she was ashamed that George W. Bush was from Texas (stated on stage at a Dixie Chicks concert). To his credit, W. didn't get overly offended, but Maines still got death threats as well as being called out by Noted Fuckwit Toby Keith.

I always wonder what the thought process is with these mouth-breathers. I mean, do they think that LeBron is going to pack up and move because of racist graffiti? What are they hoping to accomplish?

It's nice to see Beth Littleford doing something besides Aleve commercials.

Someone please confirm that Yakov Smirnoff is the opening act…