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Woman goes on a business trip to Seattle. On the first day, she steps outside of her hotel, and it’s raining.

I rented an electric hot tub boat and took it all around Lake Union. It was really fun.

Yep. Fifty years of research on my part confirms this study...

How lucky the baby of Celina Powell is. She seems nice.

Nothing but respect for my president.

He’s such a pathetic petty little bitch.

Oddly enough, I want Trump’s legacy to be the first US President to die in prison.

I know it is bad to hate, but I have never hated anyone or anything more than I hate this fucking dumb fuck so-called president we have right now. What an asshole.

Totally. Either side could be lying. Multiple women in Toronto + Alice Glass teamed up, formed a conspiracy, and are set to take down Ethan Kath for OBVIOUS reasons. Or Kath is lying about committing sex crimes and abusing his girlfriend because he doesn’t want to face legal consequences. It’s a complete tossup!

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

I like these lists and I opened a few to read throughout the day. Can you make the pictures links? It’s standard now that if you click a picture then you go to the article, so it’s pretty frustrating to right click two or three to open in new tabs but then just end up with three tabs of pictures.

In addition to the article, I’d say that it’s also a function of the server not remembering the price of the dish. When you have to memorize the chef’s blurbs for 3 or more specials, it can be confusing. Depending on the restaurant, the chef or person who created the dish may not be the same person who is pricing it

I got on the wrong plane once. It was half my fault and half United’s fault, but nobody caught on to the problem until I went to pick up my luggage (and I couldn’t find the friend landing from another city at the same time). It didn’t arrive on the belt, so I took my claim ticket to a nice woman who blinked and said,

After coveting Chrissy’s cookbook for forever and a day, I finally got it for Christmas! I cannot wait to start cranking stuff out, it all looks so gooooooood.

You may be right. And I might be just identifying with her too much.

Oh. You’re one of those.

You seem unhappy with life.

You sound like fun.