I remember when people came off that Disclosure track from 5 years ago thinking Smith’s solo music would be similar.

Wait, but the theme song is SOOO SAD!!!

Jezebel editors seem to think women have an interest in gay male sex addicts who self describe as sex positive

It was pretty selfish of her to get surgery without thinking about the impact it would have others TBH.

Or better yet, think of how many victims could have been spared if said offenders didn’t assault/rape people.

The Kelly Living Room, 10/29/17, 9:00 pm

BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

My Papillon and his newly adopted sister (her first Halloween with us!) wish you all a Happy Halloween!

My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

My fuzzy little shark is not cool with doorbells, so it’s going to be a long night for her

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

Two elsas and Olaf!

They’ve really schooled the Obamas re the Halloween thing...

I’ve had oral herpes since I was 8. I didn’t get it from sex, I got it from my mother.

Alternately, drink the vodka until you don’t care anymore then use the gloss.

No but you are a piece of shit for suggesting that people with herpes do not have “normal sex lives” and trying to hide behind some “stigma” bullshit.

Well, being that 90% of living humans on earth currently have either herpes simplex 1 or herpes simplex 2 (or both), it could be that she already had it and conveniently got an outbreak around the time she visited a Sephora, or, she would have gotten it anyways being that she was careless enough to put sample makeup…

This is a frivolous lawsuit. Herpes is so prevalent that there is almost no way to conclusively prove when, where, or how you got it.