BOBBY FINGER NO. NOOO NO NO. YOU AND MY DAD ARE THE ONLY MEN I DON’T HATE COMPLETELY RIGHT NOW.

Okay, it downloaded! Feast your eyes on all this HOT JOJO SILWA GOSS.

REVENGE OF THE SWAMP!!!!

While that website was somewhat reassuring, there’s something about him I just don’t trust.

Actual Human Being Ted Cruz has a perfectly normal looking contiguous external integument, and should be selected as your overlord.

She needs to take a break. A long ass break. Her brother is a pedo, she collaborated with another pedo, she dissed women for being provocactive/slutty in an interview then keeps dressing like a stripper, her music is uninspired and keeps harping on the same theme, she doesn’t grow as an artist. But yeah it’s some else’…

I’m not liking how carrying naloxone is being reported like it’s a bad thing. If you or your friends are at risk of overdosing (or just at all likely to be using heroin/opiates), then carrying naloxone and knowing how to use it is a great idea. I sometimes work at a clinic that provides drug users with free…

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

I’m starting to think Roseanne is a bit of an unpleasant individual.

this is my fat boy, he’s beautiful and i love him

*reads french girl in canada*

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

If we’re that worried about said international border, it should be clearly marked and fenced so people can’t accidentally cross it. 

My baby girl... 4 summers in a row.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

“We’re not built right now to make a great quesadilla,” he said. “The worst-case scenario is the person in front of you orders a quesadilla.”

UPDATE: This is still fine.

Meh, someone already said it but better people are going to die today.

This is fine.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.