Breathing through his pouch, you mean.

What the hell is a newspaper

Nah, fuck that guy. Make fun of everything, no matter how small.

This franchise needs to stop.

Oh yeah, the costume was the worst. I liked the actor though.

Abs are a plus for sure.

I could never imagine a feature length Aquaman movie working, and I still can’t after seeing this movie.

It’s a great moment in a not great movie, but Supes looks so goddamned weird when he turns his head. Granted, he looks weird the majority of the movie, but yikes.

I fucking love this movie. You can show it to just about anyone, even people who don’t typically go for action movies, and it just works.

Yep. He can die only after he watches it all fall apart around him. I need this.

Still haven’t forgiven them for the hoops I had to jump through to get their shit off of my phone that one time.

There is no bottom to hit these days. We just fall and fall.

It is often better for a child to be removed from a situation if one’s spouse is a goddamned lunatic. Staying “for the kids” is not necessarily a good move.

Supes with a mustache would have been hot as hell. Missed opportunity.

It’s all money shots with nothing holding it together

Snyder makes good movie trailers, but hasn’t figured out how to do everything else yet.

NOTHING could have saved this movie with him attached.

He didn’t doom the movie by leaving. He doomed it by making it.

He, on the other hand, has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.

Nah. just ‘splaining.