Thank goodness someone’s finally standing up for men around here.

Policeman: Where did he go, then?

I inadvertently pictured him saying it while dressed as Captain Hook

“Can - or should - a few incidents over a decade ago destroy a person today?”

Fuck ‘em all, I say. But we all know it doesn’t work that way.

That dino clearly whispered “Yes, there WAS collusion.”

You can have sympathy for Feldman and still think crowdfunding a 10m film is the wrong way to go about things

Yeah he’s trying to change the narrative here, but it still excuses absolutely nothing about his behavior.

It’s an experience I’ve never had before or since in a theater. Just a dumb, fun time with a super rowdy audience. Wish I had thought to smuggle in booze, though.

I believe several people in the documentary Overnight outright say “Do not fuck with Harvey Weinstein if you want to work in this business.”

Bingo

Hell yeah. Grindhouse was a great night out at the movies. The crowd absolutely ate it up.

In the early days of Vice, I thought Gavin was pretty cool. Mostly for do’s and don’ts and whatnot. Then I forgot about him, and Vice, for like a decade.

We’re not gonna let her off the hook for “taking his toast”, are we?

For the record, I think Donald Trump is a terrible president. Glad I finally got that off my chest.

I don’t know how you can misinterpret as simple a character as Michael Myers, really. But dang it, he found a way.

I don’t call Coldplay at all. Don’t ever want to talk to those guys.

I have never watched Fox News, so maybe I just don’t understand how it works over there. But I can think of no other motivation for this than “Liberal Tears” or whatever the fuck it is they drink.

His campaign was an absurd joke that became less and less funny the longer it went on. It wasn’t even very funny to begin with. I don’t even know where that leaves us now. Are we in the negative funnies?

But only after you’re called out on it.