We make sacrifices for our art, I suppose.

When I do something shitty, it’s usually just character work. So this checks out.

I’m getting that printed on a t-shirt

But wait, if he has a daughter, how can he not know that sexual harassment is wrong?

I wrote off Trailer Park Boys for years, and it was his performance that finally drew me in. He was straight-up brilliant on that show.

That’s enough out of you, Woody Allen!

You mean shouting “anal sex” at people doesn’t work? Damn I’m embarrassed.

It’s a small comfort that this dipshit hates being president, but it’s all I‘ve got.

It’s hard to even remember the days when he was just a ridiculous, easily ignored buffoon.

The apology just sounds a bit pathetic coming so soon after he publicly condemned Weinstein.

I don’t know about you, but I’m keeping an eye on my precious bodily fluids.

Look, if you had spent a magical evening with him at Soho House London, you would know exactly what he meant.

Wouldn’t that be doing him a favor? He’s already looking for a way out of the Batman stuff. I say edit more Affleck in.

Please ass?

He is inhaling all of the farts.

He needs to ship her back to Stepford for repairs.

Does Melania Trump have facial expressions?

I bought it at a pawn shop for 4 bucks a few years ago. You can have it if you want.

Ditto for Punisher, probably.

It’s nice to get a bit of that Bronson musk on you every now and then. But no, it isn’t a particularly great movie.