Dude has McDonald’s for blood. Even if he isn’t dead by then, I can’t imagine his health being up to snuff enough for political office. I’m expecting at least a stroke by then.

It is what it is.

Like surviving it. 

You don’t really believe it’ll happen.  Despite the high likelihood, the sheer brazenness of the man and his ilk, you still think he’ll manage to evade this. And then it happens, and you don’t know what to think so you head on to the A.V. Club instead of sleeping like a responsible person. 

A sense of humor? Ability to appreciate quality humor?

Given how it seems the kids have been angered by this for years pretty sure it’s less “the kids come first” and more “well the polling’s collapsed and if I want any sort of convention circuit after this I need to jump now and this is a great excuse that people will give me sympathy for”.

Counterpoint: her public persona lines up with the type of people who believe they own their children, and will do the extra dramatic thing to “show you what you’ve made me do”.

THIS.

Omg I wanna be bored so bad. I want the news to be boring. I want to not give a shit about who cabinet members are. I want to watch the president speak and be bored instead of filled with rage. Make America Boring Again.

When your defense is “people in my administration have so little respect for me that they don’t tell me what’s happening”, you’re not doing well.

This could only be more american if They accidentally shot each other and the protestors were arrested. 

See!  This is what happens to art and culture in a country where everyone is happy and there is a social safety net.  MADNESS!!!!

Re: “we’ll be doing the moon.” I am reminded of a refrain penned by the late, great Kurt Vonnegut:

At what point do we gather in huge numbers and say “fuck it”, though? Meaning, gather and overpower these CLEARLY small groups of people, and let that motherfucker know there are more of us that don’t like him?

Probably because his audiences are screened and vetted beforehand. Can’t have anyone there who doesn’t subscribe to the hive mind.

Since everything Trump does or says is ultimately self-centered, I’m thinking that the “he want lower prices on prescription drugs for seniors” stance blends very nicely into the “he doesn’t have remotely as much money as he claims” theory.

Jesus christ, everything just has to be about him. He can’t step out of the spotlight for one nanosecond. Throwing him in jail wouldn’t be punishment enough. His assets should be seized, his name stripped from every building and property it’s on, his Twitter account permanently shut down, and he should be forgotten.…

I mean, Baltimore is part of America, so Trump is criticizing America. And if Trump hates America so much, well, he can just leave.

On the one hand, I think we need more bearded Senators. On the other, Cruz is hurting the cause by showing just how bad it can look when your beard goes grey and you don’t manage it properly.