I hope they never fix the way my car always arrives on fire when I call it.
I hope they never fix the way my car always arrives on fire when I call it.
Yep.
Rest assured he will find a way to make this disappointing.
If he’s been arrested for scamming dickheads who want to build a wall, I don’t even know how to feel about it.
Personally, I would LOVE if you guys picked a boring president this time.
I hate that I know exactly what this sounds like without even listening.
I know. I just want to live in a world where he is screamed at on a regular basis.
Why don’t more people interrupt him all the damn time?
Only as a last resort.
Well someone’s gotta tell him.
Ted Cruz looks pretty fuckin’ funny with a beard.
“No there there”?
Goddamn. Even for him, this is just weird. Weird President!
Hero
Not fast enough, unfortunately.
My gingerbread men proudly hang major dong and I will not be suppressed by these lefty Grinches. Thank god Trump finally saved Christmas.
Curious to know if there are any photos of Rudy where he doesn’t look like a goddamn lunatic. I have yet to find one.
Pence is a pod person and nothing will convince me otherwise.
Oh god I certainly hope so.