Who the fuck is ordering a Big Mac instead of a Quarter Pounder? That feels like grounds for involuntary hospitalization.

“You know what this sandwich needs? Sesame seeds and more bread.”

I don’t give a shit about what anyone else thinks- Pikmin is one of my all-time favorite video game series and has never failed to lull me into a sense of zen and calm even as I try to rally all of my little buds before night falls and the creatures eat them. I am as excited for this as I am for the new Zelda or…

Indecisiveness. In the beginning it can be pretty convenient being able to set the schedule yourself and choose where you want to go and what you want to do but after you’re together a while, it becomes very frustrating when they just won’t decide. Then you provide your own idea and they turn it down. Then you pick!…

Sounds like they’re just dragging out returning to the old system (that people actually played the game for) to try and save face.

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I’m glad people can try this game without dropping full price on it.

This is exactly what I like most about Game Pass. It’s for all the games I might want to try, but aren’t sure about outright buying. The gameplay in this seems weird and fun, but I’ve long since lost patience with Kojima’s storytelling. Now I can try it out! 

Mandarins are not a type of tangerine.

Next up on Lifehacker: You can use your oven to heat food *at home!*

I’m not angry. I’m wryly amused at the executive of a company known for mistreating its workers using a project that is an entirely known quantity from the beginning as a disingenuous example of supposed improved working conditions as though that’s not an intentionally misleading apples/oranges comparison.

My favorite part of this whole deal is ND crowing about how this game was made “without crunch.”

Elden Ring makes me want to punch a hole through the wall, Power Wash Simulator makes me want to be a better man.

The number of people calling me a bigot and a Trumper only goes to prove my point, you guys realize that right?

Show me where Pratt has personally supported conversion therapy. You’re demonizing based on pure speculation.  

And there is absurdity on the Left too. Are all Democrats radical progressives? Do all Democrats worship AOC?

I don’t disagree, I am certainly not saying there are not a lot of jackasses in the Republican party, frankly I thought Trump was an idiot and hell Ted Cruz looks like a blob fish LOL. But part of the problem is that in both parties, those in control DEMAND almost lockstep agreement on every issue. If I were to run…

Was only referencing oversaturation as a response to it’s suggestion in the article. My point is only that I think Pratt and Reynolds are very similar. Action star with comedic chops etc. etc.  Reynolds is beloved on the net and Pratt is starting to be hated.  Why?  Politics.  And frankly, I don’t care if the voice of…

See? You want to turn it into a racism thing because only white men are conservative right? Not gonna bite.

I think the issue is that, mainly since the election of George W, though it may go back to Clinton, is that EVERYTHING is hyper partisan when it comes to anything political, and the same with religion to some extent. I am opposite of you, life long Republican, well more specifically Libertarian which may be better or…

As a lifelong Democrat can I just say that the liberal bias in media has grown beyond tiresome. Roughly 50% of the US population is conservative. Conservatism includes a large swath of beliefs and opinions and yet anyone who so much as questions the most progressive views is instantly labeled a MAGA Nazi. Whatever…