Me too. Major crush from just two words.

Thanks for the advice ;)

Karl Becker, an undecided voter who has definitely dealt with fighting preschoolers before, asked in the last question of the night.

YES THE WHOLE THING WAS SO SHADY I LOVED IT

Absolutely. How about a little drinking game? Every time Trump says “tremendous” during tonight’s debate, take a shot. Take two shots for every time he cuts off Hillary by yelling “Wrong!”

Duolingo tells me that I am now 34% fluent in Italian so if you need to let someone know that a lion has eaten your steak or that the dog likes to drink water, I am totally your gal.

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

BOTH LOGAN AND RORY ARE SPOILED TRASH. THERE IS NO OTHER OPINION. THIS ONE IS RIGHT.

Hey, I was All Sanders in the primaries. And Bernie lost. Although I’m completely pissed about the DNC’s interference, the fact is that HRC had enough votes based on her support in the Deep South that she would have won even without the superdelegate votes. Do I think the superdelegate system should be shit-canned?…

MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF MY HEART.

I would rather swallow and choke on my own tongue than re-enter the dating pool. Bestest excuse.

Sold. Going to watch now....

I like the sarcastic approach.

I’m going to tell you this story, but only because I like you and your anecdote made me think of this. But mostly because I like you.

I realize that, and I didn’t just say to buy a vibrator and get eaten out. I did say women should try many things. No where in my world is four items in a list considered exhaustive. I know very well that not all women can orgasm (easily or at all) and not everyone is the same.

It’s simply not that simple for all of us.

You really don’t deserve your username.

This is a crime that should be an eye for an eye. Throw acid in someones face, get acid thrown in yours. It’s so horrific, physically, financially, emotionally, I don’t see how a mere jail sentence could make the attacker Truly Get It.

In other news, the sun continues to rise in the east. Stay tuned to find out if water continues to be wet!

Professional infection preventionist here: unless you’re doing a surgical scrub, regular soap works fine. The point of soap is WASHING OFF stuff, not killing it. That’s what sanitizer is for (save C. diff or norovirus; see: washing off stuff).