Shit, I keep getting those confused. Good news is that my wife is still happy either way. Bad news, my lunch is a mess.

I saw my Dad with a Daily Mail once and I wondered if we should have a family intervention but it turns out they were doing an offer on a DVD or something. He voted Remain so I think he’s still good.

A sandwich without avocado is not a sandwich.

Fun fact! You can sing “Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”. It totally goes!

The Pontiac Sunfire is a car for a person not hip enough to drive a Saturn.

Well - it burns for 230 hours. If you think about it as $2 / hour it’s cheaper than a massage!

Antonio and Scott would make a great couple

A lot of relationships, in general, don’t work out. And you don’t always hear about the open ones that do work out because a lot of couples keep that stuff on the down low.

Evan Rachel Wood nailed it.

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

“Can’t You Hear Me Knocking...You Up?”

But I don’t have a “computer”. Is that one of the new Pokémon?

She’s not wearing makeup in that pic. This is what she usually looks like

“Go prepared with supplies”

Well personally my only regrets in the past were not jumping on a ticket when I had the chance....with one exception. Titanic— such a stodgy, poorly staged, full of technical gaffes, memorable song- less production I am sad to say I payed full price for in center orchestra. By the end I couldn’t wait for that big ship…

So far the window is about 6-8 months ahead so that’s about right, thanks! Did they announce the Hedwig lead?

I was in SF to see something else and I remember asking one of the Curran theater Box office workers when the Tix will be on sale and she said “It doesn’t matter, you won’t get a ticket, the demand is too great” and I looked at her with a HERE GO HELL COME kind of glare and said “Oh yes I will!” Cut to months later I…

I remember the first time Book of Mormon went on sale in SF it took me 11 times (kept getting kicked offline) before I scored a decent Orchestra seat when everyone said I would never get a ticket, and they were wrong so we’ll see. I wish you luck, and agree about the rest of the season—really not compelling me to…

I can’t articulate anything worthwhile in response

Eat, Prey, Kill