Eat, Prey, Kill

the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.

I’ve decided to look at like I’m just too individual and out of mainstream to focus on such triviality. It makes me feel much less old and out of touch.

Like one of those old fox coats, with the shriveled feet and heads still attached.

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

Rosenberg’s excuse for the lapse:

If you buy a Slim Jim Dash button, just give the fuck up man. It's over.

If you buy a Slim Jim Dash button, just give the fuck up man. It's over.

Bee and Oliver are like Jon Stewart was split into two people like an old Star Trek episode... But somehow stronger instead of being a creepy rapist and a 1960s idea of a woman.

Is there any real evidence that he has had an alcohol problem for 25 years?

Just realized the link is for an aerosol can. I didn’t click the link at first, I scrolled over to see what brand.

I think a basic rule of thumb for every job is that you can blow off as much steam as you want, but never put it in writing.

wats today’s crossword plz and thx.

She is young, pretty and doesn’t challenge the boss.

He was a wonderful Chekov, right down to the v’s.

Impregnating a woman does not make you a father. Raising a kid - not necessarily biologically yours - does.

$150 knife is very sensible, especially if it is a Shun or other nice brand. I thought it was an insane purchase years ago, but now I smugly own an amazing knife I use every day.

The pictures are never that good anyways, and are almost never seen again the day after the event took place. And if you require a phone to remember anything that’s happened in your life, maybe turn it off and practice using your brain instead of being a digital zombie. It needs the exercise, it’ll thank you.

We started doing this crazy, crazy thing. We keep a ticket journal. We just tape/paste/staple our concert/flight/museum tickets, restaurant bills, etc, into a regular lined journal, the cheap kind, and have an instant log of the stuff we’ve done because we forget. It’s so retro that it’s future.

I just did that with a guy 10 years my junior and goddamnit, it worked!

I get that but, honestly, the VegaNazis should be the reason you don’t like telling people you are a Vegan. (Actually, most of them are probably with PETA, now that I think about it.)