There’s something about this headline that made me do an ironic double take.

This book should be moved from the Fiction to the Non Fiction shelves.

I apologize that I was late to post, I was too busy taking upskirt photos on the subway because I wanted to make sure this hottie was wearing underwear and I didn’t want her to catch a cold.*

Have you ever wanted to drink and hang out with your friends, but do it on top of water?

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

If anything, it’s even better because they CAN’T FIGHT BACK and you’re automatically the winner!

Actually organic farming isn’t more expensive. Sure, you lose more of the crop but you’re not paying for pesticides. Furthermore the soil on organic farms tends to end up far healthier than non-organic farms which makes growing stuff far easier.

Maybe he’s 29 in American years, which, with the current exchange rate, works out to 17 in Canadian years.

You take that back! The flag was also the basis of one of the dopest sports logos of all time.

I love Mr. Hollands Opus, but it is so lonnnnng.

No one can tie me down, I don’t have to worry about losing money like so many of my friends have when they have needed to sell their homes due to life changes and if something breaks, someone else has to fix it.

I’m watching Futurama right now and I saw your name and comment and read it in Zoidbergs voice and now I’m laughing uncontrollably. Zoidberg would say that.

Yeah, i mean the only thing I am unable to watch is cosmetic surgery. The nose job for me is off limits. Brain surgery, vehicle trauma no problem. Breast aug and face lift, and I freak out. go figure.

First rule of Taco Tuesday is that we don’t talk about Taco Tuesday......

Ah yes, sorry. Must’ve had too many Vodka Diet Cokes today.

The number of people who probably don’t know how to use a physical map frightens me.

No thank you

I just remove my feet entirely. That works great until my stumps develop calluses.